i am ben gleib. i am a stand up comedian, actor, writer, and other things. but mostly those. this is the most practical location for you to read my blog. because this is the only place it is. you can also follow me on the twitter, the facebook, or my site on the webs at BenGleib.comTumblr (3.0; @gleib)http://gleib.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dba838c431fd44751c57352633573f99/tumblr_momjshW6mh1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today is my bday. My dinner mate informed them of this. They brought out a super cool sparkler candle. So fun. Then CHARGED ME for it! #unheardof #bananas #just2buxbutstill</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53337955673http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53337955673Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:12:17 -0700just2buxbutstillunheardofbananas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec5cfaff535dc05a38a49f6c03c5f04f/tumblr_mokpqtvBro1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I feel like I’ve reached the point of no return.</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53257233067http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53257233067Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:25:41 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4855f01ed0b86d53c8f931831df200ee/tumblr_mokd40GyfL1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#layover #beer #merica</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53238434103http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53238434103Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:52:48 -0700beermericalayover<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28d030a518c9ce9b0b5db29f2138c44b/tumblr_mok9jfOqwU1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>About to take off into this. Goodbye Rainlanta.</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53233128058http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53233128058Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:35:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a612be1c8a15b5786e17abd8aa78a8e/tumblr_mok0z6Poq21qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I might have done something in the greenroom Saturday night that caused this sign to appear Sunday night.</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53219644324http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53219644324Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:30:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed072f22acf19dc58c12f13473ee9ca7/tumblr_mojoemI5JS1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks to Atlanta and the Laughing Skull for another great week. My favorite club in the country.</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53200993754http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53200993754Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:59:10 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aff5942e333c1d44423af8695e517869/tumblr_moiwadFp0O1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Father’s Day to my pop, one of the most charming people ever and an amazing Dad. And to my brother Ron who is already an awesome Dad, less than one year in.</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53176590586http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53176590586Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:51:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ded1a64a9c253a19b4ee8187c79606e9/tumblr_moh105hYRH1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53082332618http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53082332618Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:38:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/193a82153525df2e2445252e088b3ef8/tumblr_mof4rbJ6EU1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This NSA shit’s outta control. #stopfilmingme</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53002820536http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/53002820536Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:04:23 -0700stopfilmingme<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf1ba5c3f019e05eede92841a597c626/tumblr_moemr9IwoP1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52977955222http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52977955222Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:35:33 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42af47df6c68831b610a740433828870/tumblr_moem7ooapW1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The view from my hotel room window. Atlanta, Georgia.</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52977172213http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52977172213Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:23:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67765c5585d51d8ad1e6360f7827ee78/tumblr_mocuhv7FBd1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Got to hang with Gallagher in Vegas. Very nice guy. Group selfie with him, Shayma Tash, Frazier Smith #comedianlife #tbt</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52903768900http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52903768900Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:27:31 -0700tbtcomedianlife<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d12e86b79a4045cbba3a680460577b89/tumblr_mobxgtTJhP1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I wish I could wear all these great clothes.” -An old person already losing their grasp on reality. Or a black guy.</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52861788870http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52861788870Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:34:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bcc58092ab3594f9524f212078d3ddf/tumblr_mobgfwFVrq1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just a couple of night riders, baywatching and what not. Me and The Hoff. BFF’s for life. #michael #germany</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52848915736http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52848915736Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:26:20 -0700germanymichael<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70bf6028c294f3c6ab70c65d1fbf92d8/tumblr_mo8gszF1UI1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>June 13-16.</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52709358275http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52709358275Tue, 11 Jun 2013 07:41:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62c3e4afc47f05a7cc8136a4d1037652/tumblr_mo6vs4dd4h1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This guy actually does this for a living. Says he gets kicked by 4 or 5 people a day. And that it doesn’t hurt anymore. #wow #vegas #wow</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52640465165http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52640465165Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:09:40 -0700wowvegas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/199a0b678d42da9c021908402143a38f/tumblr_mo5pyuBGuR1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My last 2 shows in Vegas are tonight. Here are your other entertainment options, according to Vegas 2Go Magazine. #CelineDion #nakeddudes #femaleimpersonators #thechoiceisclear</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52598409038http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52598409038Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:06:30 -0700celinedionthechoiceisclearnakeddudesfemaleimpersonators<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69f7360bb60cb4685f8f15918f60576f/tumblr_mo0s50CiNF1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#nancygrace #pauladeen #mmm #mmm #begleiber #braintrust</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52372439517http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52372439517Fri, 07 Jun 2013 04:05:24 -0700mmmbraintrustbegleiberpauladeennancygrace<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e58b1c884754e222d052ab04163b55e/tumblr_mo0onbWrW91qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Late night writing session. #vegas #nothowvegastypicallygoes#nancygrace #standup #book #podcast #multitasking</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52370217219http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52370217219Fri, 07 Jun 2013 02:49:59 -0700nothowvegastypicallygoesmultitaskingvegasnancygracestanduppodcastbook<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/322c01b7a4998dd9e535ec9eef376ef8/tumblr_mo01p4tn2C1qzua92o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#TBT in the alley with @ThatKevinSmith and @JayMewes between screenings of Jay & Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. See it in your town. I play a supervillain! #newsgroup</p>http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52344892188http://gleib.tumblr.com/post/52344892188Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:34:16 -0700newsgrouptbt